Monday, April 03, 2006
Writing your own band's bio is gaytarded
You'd think it was easy. Who better to describe yourselves than one of your own? The problem is band bios inevitably sound lame. I managed to get around sounding self-congratulatory. Now, I'm struggling for something that will pique the interest of people perusing music online, something that won't promise sexual favors, but will guarantee bar mitzvah bookings. Not an easy task.
You'd think it was easy. Who better to describe yourselves than one of your own? The problem is band bios inevitably sound lame. I managed to get around sounding self-congratulatory. Now, I'm struggling for something that will pique the interest of people perusing music online, something that won't promise sexual favors, but will guarantee bar mitzvah bookings. Not an easy task.