Thursday, January 26, 2006
Addendum
Originally, my last post was about how one of the attorneys at work snapped at me for not fetching his bottled water fast enough. But that seemed too self-pitying, so I shortened my rant. In any case, I apologize for my last post. I didn't mean to hurt the feelings of any attorneys, though that would be impossible, because attorneys don't have feelings. They are in fact heartless cyborgs sent from the year 5000 to destroy the human race with their super-powered egos. They are pure evil. All of them. If Satan and Hitler had babies, etc.
Originally, my last post was about how one of the attorneys at work snapped at me for not fetching his bottled water fast enough. But that seemed too self-pitying, so I shortened my rant. In any case, I apologize for my last post. I didn't mean to hurt the feelings of any attorneys, though that would be impossible, because attorneys don't have feelings. They are in fact heartless cyborgs sent from the year 5000 to destroy the human race with their super-powered egos. They are pure evil. All of them. If Satan and Hitler had babies, etc.
