Thursday, October 06, 2005
Dear USA Network...
I found new hope for the Anaconda franchise. Now I'm no animaltologist, but if snakes and alligators can eat each other, then by movie logic, they should also be able to mate.
Now, horror sequels have to be bigger and deadlier. What's deadlier than an alligator-snake hybrid? That's right, John Voight. Good thing he was already in Anaconda 1. But ut-oh, he died at the end... or did he? Who's to say that, through mystical jungle voodoo, he can't be reincarnated as a Snakeigator? Mix in a.) a team of WB stars as scientists who have to go investigate the mythic reptile, b.) the sketchy local who guides them through the Amazon, and c.) Ice Cube, and you've got Anaconda 3. You're welcome.
I found new hope for the Anaconda franchise. Now I'm no animaltologist, but if snakes and alligators can eat each other, then by movie logic, they should also be able to mate.
Now, horror sequels have to be bigger and deadlier. What's deadlier than an alligator-snake hybrid? That's right, John Voight. Good thing he was already in Anaconda 1. But ut-oh, he died at the end... or did he? Who's to say that, through mystical jungle voodoo, he can't be reincarnated as a Snakeigator? Mix in a.) a team of WB stars as scientists who have to go investigate the mythic reptile, b.) the sketchy local who guides them through the Amazon, and c.) Ice Cube, and you've got Anaconda 3. You're welcome.
