Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Can't I, Hammer? Can't I?
Sunday night, eating dinner, I window-shopped the channels. I soon discovered that the Video Music Awards were on, and every time I came back to MTV, Diddy was like, "Oh shit y'all, we've got some big surprises tonight. Anything can happen because it's MTV! Holy shit you can't handle it!" Then, when I flipped back for the final time, an updated MC Hammer was dancing it up to an updated "Cant Touch This" in updated parachute pants.
This lead me to wonder two things. 1.) Was this one of the big surprises that I couldn't handle?, and 2.) Terrorists, where are you when we need you?
Sunday night, eating dinner, I window-shopped the channels. I soon discovered that the Video Music Awards were on, and every time I came back to MTV, Diddy was like, "Oh shit y'all, we've got some big surprises tonight. Anything can happen because it's MTV! Holy shit you can't handle it!" Then, when I flipped back for the final time, an updated MC Hammer was dancing it up to an updated "Cant Touch This" in updated parachute pants.
This lead me to wonder two things. 1.) Was this one of the big surprises that I couldn't handle?, and 2.) Terrorists, where are you when we need you?
