Monday, February 07, 2005
Officially a Douche
After shaving yesterday, I actually cursed my triple-bladed razor for not being the triple-bladed razor with the soothing aloe strip. I blame this newly made need on the commercials. I mean, they've got fighter jets flying around all Top Gun-like. You snicker, but I bet more girls'd get on board if the commercials had greased up razors in a no-shirts-allowed volleyball game.
After shaving yesterday, I actually cursed my triple-bladed razor for not being the triple-bladed razor with the soothing aloe strip. I blame this newly made need on the commercials. I mean, they've got fighter jets flying around all Top Gun-like. You snicker, but I bet more girls'd get on board if the commercials had greased up razors in a no-shirts-allowed volleyball game.
