Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Everybody's Workin' For the Weekend
My firm's doing major renovations around the office. So some painters came in over the weekend to start on the walls. Apparently, they had themselves a sweet time, because when we returned on Monday morning, all our sodas were gone, food had disappeared from the refrigerator, the coffee pot was burned, and -- my personal favorite -- a lone bag of cocaine had been left out. This must be the goofiest band of rag-tag dipshit painters ever to wield a brush. The kicker, of course, is that my firm hired them in the first place. Guess they looked really professional on paper.
My firm's doing major renovations around the office. So some painters came in over the weekend to start on the walls. Apparently, they had themselves a sweet time, because when we returned on Monday morning, all our sodas were gone, food had disappeared from the refrigerator, the coffee pot was burned, and -- my personal favorite -- a lone bag of cocaine had been left out. This must be the goofiest band of rag-tag dipshit painters ever to wield a brush. The kicker, of course, is that my firm hired them in the first place. Guess they looked really professional on paper.
