Friday, October 22, 2004
Dear World,
Why do you torment my friend, Leigh, so? Someone breaks into her car and steals her wallet in the rain, yet you hesitate. When she dropped her cell phone in the sewer and was forced to climb in and get it, you chuckled quietly from afar (and well, it was pretty funny). And clearly you kept quiet while she brought home an undeserved and ill-mannered guest from South America.
People are acting all kinds of crazy these days. I understand you need some quiet time. But did you have to lounge by the pool while someone stole her car with all her laundry and CDs?
So what gives? Sure, she once wore tapered white jeans and a Warrant shirt. For that, she gets what's comin'. But it's not like she beats up little kids or eats old people. Throw her a bone, eh? At least, stop shitting on her. That's all I'm sayin'.
Your homie,
Brian
Why do you torment my friend, Leigh, so? Someone breaks into her car and steals her wallet in the rain, yet you hesitate. When she dropped her cell phone in the sewer and was forced to climb in and get it, you chuckled quietly from afar (and well, it was pretty funny). And clearly you kept quiet while she brought home an undeserved and ill-mannered guest from South America.
People are acting all kinds of crazy these days. I understand you need some quiet time. But did you have to lounge by the pool while someone stole her car with all her laundry and CDs?
So what gives? Sure, she once wore tapered white jeans and a Warrant shirt. For that, she gets what's comin'. But it's not like she beats up little kids or eats old people. Throw her a bone, eh? At least, stop shitting on her. That's all I'm sayin'.
Your homie,
Brian
