Monday, July 26, 2004
Things That Happened at Work Today
-54 year old Black Friend made very lewd comment about 16 year old intern.
-Old, short Jewish secretary (who moonlights regularly as a singer at Canter's) walked through the office with what had to be the Sunday paper tucked under her arm and announced, "Ya never know how long you'll be in the john!".
-Attorney returned from bathroom, furrowed brow in tow, and said "Somebody just took a crazy dump in there. Can you take care of that?" (In his defense, I was wearing my snazziest janitor's outfit).
(note: though the last two things happened hours apart and in different bathrooms, I'm not entirely convinced there isn't a cause and effect relationship).
-A boss walked into the break room solely for a riff-raff inspection, as he's prone to do (if there existed an organization of professional hall monitors, he would be their king). Sadly for him, all he found was me with my head on the table trying to nap.
-54 year old Black Friend made very lewd comment about 16 year old intern.
-Old, short Jewish secretary (who moonlights regularly as a singer at Canter's) walked through the office with what had to be the Sunday paper tucked under her arm and announced, "Ya never know how long you'll be in the john!".
-Attorney returned from bathroom, furrowed brow in tow, and said "Somebody just took a crazy dump in there. Can you take care of that?" (In his defense, I was wearing my snazziest janitor's outfit).
(note: though the last two things happened hours apart and in different bathrooms, I'm not entirely convinced there isn't a cause and effect relationship).
-A boss walked into the break room solely for a riff-raff inspection, as he's prone to do (if there existed an organization of professional hall monitors, he would be their king). Sadly for him, all he found was me with my head on the table trying to nap.
