Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Junk Mail
The summer intern just returned from a leisurely vacation in Israel. He showed up to work dispensing all kinds of factoids. Jew this, Jew that, Middle Eastern conflict, blah blah. All this information paled to what he said about the customs of suicide bombers. Specifically, they wrap their penises in layer upon layer of gauze before striking. The idea is to preserve the package so that when the attacker arrives in the afterlife, it'll be intact and ready for the surplus of glorious virgins to fight over. Which makes me think that the so-called martyrs must be reeeaaaalllyyy desperate, and that suicide bombing is nothing more than the answering of a Divine booty call. Finally, religion makes sense to me. On a related note, I've just purchased my ticket to Hell. Bust out the gauze!
The summer intern just returned from a leisurely vacation in Israel. He showed up to work dispensing all kinds of factoids. Jew this, Jew that, Middle Eastern conflict, blah blah. All this information paled to what he said about the customs of suicide bombers. Specifically, they wrap their penises in layer upon layer of gauze before striking. The idea is to preserve the package so that when the attacker arrives in the afterlife, it'll be intact and ready for the surplus of glorious virgins to fight over. Which makes me think that the so-called martyrs must be reeeaaaalllyyy desperate, and that suicide bombing is nothing more than the answering of a Divine booty call. Finally, religion makes sense to me. On a related note, I've just purchased my ticket to Hell. Bust out the gauze!
